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the hashtag tic

by Janice Watkins Yes, I am alive. Wait, was that a premature answer to a belief that there were followers that had fallen into a dark abyss left gaping by the temporary absence of this blog? #InMyWildestDreams. What should I explain first? My absence? Or my newfound adoration of hashtagging anything and everything? #BearWithMe First, … Continue Reading

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evil toy encounters

Let me state the obvious: no one can ever be fully prepared for parenthood. Beyond a doubt, this was my experience. I mean, you get slammed, just absolutely sledgehammered in the head with responsibilities and frequent pangs of self-doubt. It’s perhaps an evolutionary blessing that new parents are sleep-deprived. The first days, weeks and months feel … Continue Reading

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{Re} Use That

Heather McKee, our tireless calendar editor and momma to three kids, began a journey that most of us have sought to complete at one time or another, but rarely finish: Getting the House Organized. In Heather’s quest, she began to unearth a plethora of ways to reduce the clutter by very green methods, simply reusing … Continue Reading

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run-ins with the law

by Janice Watkins Gabe has been telling everyone I am a criminal. To understand the context, let me rewind three months ago to the beginning of the school year. It was the first week of school and Gabe, Eden and I were in a frantic search for a gas station on the way home, with … Continue Reading

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Full disclosure and a bottle of wine

[ Janice Watkins | Oct. 2011 ] “The Talk”: two words that send most parents into a tailspin. The “birds and the bees” sent my mom into near vomiting convulsions, which is why we had the talk when I informed her I was pregnant my first semester of college. “So, I used the insurance card … Continue Reading

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colorful signs

I don’t want to talk about it, and you probably don’t want to hear it. If you live in Topeka, you probably do a mental dismissive wave when you hear the words “Phelps clan” or “Westboro Baptist Church,” or, in a different vein, a mental flipping of the bird. That was me when I moved … Continue Reading

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bad mommy confessions: the squeeze

I’m having that nightmare again. The one where the ducky potty-chair won’t stop singing that silly diddy that is triggered when urine hits the bowl. It keeps dancing around my head and is soon joined by a chorus line of singing poos, wearing top hats and bow ties. I stir and find myself back in … Continue Reading

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bad mommy confessions: the 2:25 a.m. phone call

You may have been wondering about the vacancy that I left in the space of this very blog for several months. Well, it was because I was in rehab. Not the “Hello, my name is Janice and I huff computer spray cleaner/pick up male prostitutes in addition to my husband/drink vodka with my coffee” type … Continue Reading

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Top 5 in Top City

While working on a page that compiles a gargantuan list of things to do in Topeka for families (it should be published on this site sometime this week  published here), I realized that I have a few places here in town that are big favorites with myself and my two relentlessly energetic kiddos that I’d … Continue Reading

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bad mommy confessions: naked truth

Marriage is hard. With two children, spaced nearly a decade apart, it is even harder. With two children spaced a decade apart and a husband that is nearly clueless when it comes to all things romance, things are even that much harder. Both of us stumble around in a haze of stupidity half the day, … Continue Reading

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